"Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a
bike ride."
— John F. Kennedy
“Cyclists live with pain. If you can’t handle it you will win
nothing.”
— Eddy Merckx
The Rensselaerville cycling festival indeed had
it all – from the web site…
“A delicate balance of epic
ride and party time, for those who want the best of both worlds …the Medio Fondo includes some dirt roads,
some difficult climbing, and gorgeous vistas along the challenging ascent
into northern tip of the Catskill Mountain range. You’ll ride past working farms, historic
villages, and beautiful fall foliage colors.”
I like to refer to it
as the ‘Hagens
Berman Masochistic Fondo’. How
can something so fun and well intentioned end up on the pain cave end of the
spectrum? Lapse of good judgment: First lapse – I planned this as a recovery
ride for the previous day’s race; Second lapse – I stopped to take pictures at
mile two; Third lapse – I didn't pack my own nutrition; Final and deadliest lapse
– I pushed to catch up.

The odd thing is I've learned over the years that it’s predominantly
about preparation and sticking to a plan. It didn't take me long to figure out that my spur
of the moment idea to dart ahead of the peloton and then stop to take pictures
was hair-brained. The peloton passed me before I could get the camera out of my
jersey pocket. Andrew rubbed it in with
a “You’ll need to ride faster than that to get a picture” shout out. It was an oh-crap-I’d-better-get-back-on-my-bike
moment. Jen and I had discussed, prior
to the ride, at which aid stations we would stop. I’m not sure why, but rather than riding a
reasonable pace to the first aid station stop to regroup, I decided to overdo
it and attempt to bridge from group to
group to catch up as quickly as I could.
At the 12 mile point, Jen had decided to
sit up to let me catch up – Too late; I was already starting to hurt with over
43 miles and the bulk of the climbing to go.

A few HRRT riders regrouped at the 15 mile aid
station. The aid station had nothing
that I considered suitable – I regretted not bringing my own nutrition. Pain really started to set in during the first
sustained (8 mile) climb. I started to
feel those random muscle twitches that signal the onset of cramping. The sustained on-asphalt climb turned out to
be a precursor to a really painful stone road climb. As painful as the stone road climb was, the
stone road descent was sketchy – I passed a lot of riders with flats, but
couldn't catch Jen. This was the second time Jen had to sit up and wait for me.
By this time in the
ride, I had retreated into my primitive brain and was functioning in some sort
of
instinctual survival mode. The rest
of the ride consists of very short flashes of high brain consciousness scatter
throughout miles of a base-of-the-brain pain cave. Flash – I was on a super smooth road descent.
I believe it reached a speed of 50 miles
per hour. Flash – “2.3 miles to the wall”. I was already climbing, what the heck is the
wall? Flash – I’m now riding straight up; Single-speed stomp, stomp, stomp;
must keep moving. No, don’t cramp now! I
guess I made it to the wall. Flash –
Some random guy on the side of the road says “this next hill is a really difficult
one”. Thanks for that, random guy. Flash - No relief from climbing during the
last fifteen miles – fighting cramps and dead legs all the way. Flash – It’s over and there is half a chicken,
barbequed to perfection, lying on a plate in front of me. Yum, I can now engage higher brain functions
and re-enter reality.

In retrospect, the
pain was mostly avoidable. However, I handled it and I won – I won a really
cool raffle prize!